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Mark Kent Lemley

Beast Boy Of The Junkyard

Chapter Eleven-Nobody Else Buy You

You see Beast Boy and Jillian arguing and it didn’t look like they were going to stop anytime soon. But from afar Gene and Jenna were watching from a far.

“Okay kid, all you have to do is say the magic words and their friendship is saved.” Said Gene.

Jenna started to rub the key hole-less lock “I wish that Beast Boy and Jillian would stop being mad at each other through a song!”

“Song? Why through song?” asked Gene.

“I like to hear them sing.” Said Gene.

“Okay then kid, I’ve got just the thing.” Said Gene.

She zapped both Jillian and Beast Boy and they ended up on top of a car in the river still arguing, that is until Beast Boy almost blabbed his feelings about her. Now the river had calmed down and were both on opposite sides of the car with their backs to each other. The car was starting to float into a cave. Music starts up and Jillian was compelled to sing.

There are times when you drive me, shall we say, bananas. And your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.” Sung Jillian.

“None taken.” Said Beast Boy.

Still whatever mess I land in, who is always understandin. Nobody else but you.” Sung Jillian.

Feeling a little better after the fight he had with Jillian Beast Boy began to sing too. “Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewilderin. And your values may be, so to speak, askew.”

Beast Boy had pushed off against the cave wall when they had gotten too close to it.

“Gesundheit.” Said Jillian.

“Thanks. Who deserves a hero’s trophy as we face each catastrophe. Nobody else but you.” Sung Beast Boy.

They were now out of the cave and saw that it was a bright and sunny day so they decided to sing together. “Nobody else but you. It’s just our luck. We’re stuck together. Nobody else but you. It’s crazy enough to believe we’ll come through.”

Jillian and Beast Boy were now, for some reason, taking off their shoes.

So your jokes are all, let’s face it, prehistoric.” Sung Jillian.

And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.” Sung Beast Boy.

“Hey, Monkeys In A Zoo is a cool band!” said Jillian.

Beast Boy just smiled at her and they both started to sing “But when life becomes distressin. Who will I be S.O.Sin?”

Jillian raised up her foot to reveal a minnow on her big toe. “If you’re having trouble guessing, here’s a clue.” Beast Boy then raised his foot but there was a fish that had Beast Boy’s entire foot in his mouth. “Though he may seem intoxicated.” Beast Boy did a double take at the fish on foot and sent the fish flying over the horizon “Take THAT you evil demon fish!” said Beast Boy. “He’s just highly animated.” However, what Beast Boy did not know was that that fish landed in a sushi restaurant. “And he’s nobody else but…”

What the two did not realize were that they were headed for a whirlpool. Either that or they didn’t care.

Nobody else but you. We’ve turned into a true-blue duo. Hard times, we’ve had a few.”

They were now in the whirlpool and it was spinning them around while Beast Boy and Jillian were holding onto each other’s arms.

Like we’re thrown in the drink.” Sung Beast Boy.

Or we’re tossed out of town.” Sung Jillian.

But when I start to sink hey I’d rather go down…”

The whirlpool had now completely taken the car and the two were nowhere to be seen. But then the car suddenly popped up a little farther down the river.

With nobody else, but Y-O-U!” sung both of them.

Beast Boy then pulled Jenna into a tight hug. “Aw Gar.”

The river and everything else suddenly disappeared because the wish had done it’s deed. However, Beast Boy and Jillian were still hugging.

“Did you do that?” asked Jenna.

“Hey, don’t look at me. They’re doing this all on their own.” Said Gene.

Jillian opened her eyes to see everyone in the junkyard starring at them.

“Please, don’t mind us.” Said Max.

Jillian, to Beast Boy’s disappointment, let go and ran to her room/car with her face being atomic red.

Beast Boy sent a glare at them and said “Is it too much to ask for a little privacy around here?”

Gene went up to him and said “Hey Gar, I was just wondering what you want you second wish to be?” asked Gene.

“Nope I get four.” Said Beast Boy.

“Do mine ears deceive me, four? Sorry but you are down by ONE Beast Boy!” said Gene.

“Ah not really. I never actually wished to get out of there. You did that by yourself.” Said Beast Boy.

Gene was about to reply but her jaw dropped to the ground when she realized he was right.

“I don’t believe this! Dad told me specifically NOT to fall for that trick!” said Gene.

She changed into a sheep and started to sway back and forth. “Alright you baaaaaad Beast Boy. But no more freebes!” she raised her tail up in defiance.

“Fair enough. Here’s my first wish.” Said Beast Boy.

He whispered something into Gene’s ear and she smiled at the fact that his first wish was for his friends.

She zapped an empty spot and a refrigerator appeared.


“You wished for a refrigerator?” asked Max.

“Not just any frig. It’s a magical one, you can have anything you want from it at anytime you want it. In short, we’ll never have to worry about food ever again.” Said Beast Boy.

He then turned back to Gene. “Now about those other wishes…”

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